And If You Shoot, You Better Hit Your Mark

Mostly a collection of humor and cool things based on my bad taste and some art to boot. A lot of Homestuck (Sorry), Pokemon, Gravity Falls, and whatever else is in season.
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roachpatrol:

takanobaka:

for lloyd-the-barista

I DIDN’T EXPECT IT TO SOUND THIS COOL

Edit: upped the speed by 10% because I like it better this way

I’M SO FUCKING PSYCHED RIGHT NOW

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Some sprites I’ve done while trapped in the hellhole. I know dumblr’s gonna make em potato quality but you should still be able to enjoy em. I’ll upload a compiled version later maybe.

nerdreblots:

matrixmariox:

A neighbor was playing "Anaconda" really loud last night while I was playing Smash Bros 3DS.

You know what happens next.

DAMN

hyacynthus:

sciencefriday:

*Cue music from Flashdance*

Peacock spiders can certainly get down.

OH MY.

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Yall said it looked like fnaf so I made it fnaf.

Yall said it looked like fnaf so I made it fnaf.

czulax:

allonsy-mywayward-sociopath:

ichikonohakko:

elisebrave:

iamsherlokid:

highonvodka:

themixedbagofspooky:

spoopy-len-in-a-dress:

riningear:

doryishness:

displaced-angel:

ryedragon:

inritum:

reblog and make a wish!


this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

So last time I reblogged this I met Tom Hiddleston within the month…

Let’s try. :D

THIS FUXKING POST IS AMAZING I GOT ACCEPTED INTO ANOTHER UNIVERSITY GOD IT IS OF NO JOKE AHHHHH

I REBLOGGED AND GOT TO SEE MATT FUCKING SMITH WITHIN A MONTH
THIS THING IS AMAZING

STORY TIME so last october to november this was reblogged 3 times. each time i wished for my crush (who was also a close friend) to hug me or something of the sorts

well the hugs never happened. 

but you wanna know what did fucking happen?

we started dating and are coming up on our 1 year soon

A limerick:

toothlessrebel:

asgardiantelevision:

image

Doesn’t look like a limerick to you? Try this:

A dozen, a gross, and a score
Plus three times the square root of four
Divided by seven
Plus five times eleven
Is nine squared and not a bit more.

THE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCCCKKKKKKK

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Almost broke my record of never missing a shiny. Almost. :)

Almost broke my record of never missing a shiny. Almost. :)

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You know, it occurred to me that I never posted this. 
One day in May, after having done ballpoint pen art as one of my art projects, I was bored. And I had a shit ton of pens. And I was like “you know what? I’m gonna draw something on a post it note.”
And I did. I sat down for two hours, using a google image of a chameleon for reference (would link but on mobile, you should be able to tell which one this is though if you look) and drew it.

I would like to point out that this was done on a light yellow post it note. Also, my mom since cropped and framed it.

You know, it occurred to me that I never posted this.
One day in May, after having done ballpoint pen art as one of my art projects, I was bored. And I had a shit ton of pens. And I was like “you know what? I’m gonna draw something on a post it note.”
And I did. I sat down for two hours, using a google image of a chameleon for reference (would link but on mobile, you should be able to tell which one this is though if you look) and drew it.

I would like to point out that this was done on a light yellow post it note. Also, my mom since cropped and framed it.