And If You Shoot, You Better Hit Your Mark

Mostly a collection of humor and cool things based on my bad taste and some art to boot. A lot of Homestuck (Sorry), Pokemon, Gravity Falls, and whatever else is in season.
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I think this is why I’m going to be an engineer.

I think this is why I’m going to be an engineer.

*gets carpal tunnel from scooping myself too much ice cream*

songbirdsofthesea:

slimmeroo:

holy shit

I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.

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One last piece of art before I pack up and ship off to Pitt! I don’t know when I’ll get the chance for proper digital art so I figured I’d get some done now. I’m hoping to kind of steer myself away from tumblr because I know it’s not to be trifled with as far as procrastination is concerned. So we’ll see.
Trickster Janey and her Strider harem suggested by superethanworld (he implied separate but I’m lazy and a threesome makes more sense for tricksters), for whom we can consider this post a promo because he always seems to lose followers when he asks for promos. May your fortune change, buddy!
As a note about Dave’s trickster design: we’re going for the obvious, apple juice. I tried to stick to apple theme, which worked just as well because it mirror’s dirk’s design. I think his symbol would turn into a pie with a slice out of it maybe?? 
Additionally I think the shades have the same protection powers as always; I don’t think dave would be full out gone. He’d just be a lot more receptive to going along with John’s hot mom in whatever escapades she’d plan.

One last piece of art before I pack up and ship off to Pitt! I don’t know when I’ll get the chance for proper digital art so I figured I’d get some done now. I’m hoping to kind of steer myself away from tumblr because I know it’s not to be trifled with as far as procrastination is concerned. So we’ll see.

Trickster Janey and her Strider harem suggested by superethanworld (he implied separate but I’m lazy and a threesome makes more sense for tricksters), for whom we can consider this post a promo because he always seems to lose followers when he asks for promos. May your fortune change, buddy!

As a note about Dave’s trickster design: we’re going for the obvious, apple juice. I tried to stick to apple theme, which worked just as well because it mirror’s dirk’s design. I think his symbol would turn into a pie with a slice out of it maybe?? 

Additionally I think the shades have the same protection powers as always; I don’t think dave would be full out gone. He’d just be a lot more receptive to going along with John’s hot mom in whatever escapades she’d plan.

grellholmes:

bangarangn1tram:

I WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAT WAS FANTASTIC

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Look, if I see a hella contest I’m up on it.
This is my submission for the Ava’s Demon design contest, a demon named Tengridan. Tenny is a technology demon, so most of your standard tropes apply. He has a nearly total lack of sympathy and empathy which is his great sin of sorts. Tengridan is born of computer data, meaning the physical form he takes (well, took) was highly unstable and dependent on how much electrical energy he could suck from his surroundings. Even in the best cases his form was still glitched. His original program model was devoid of arms (because who needs arms in cyberspace) but he found that in reality arms are a good thing to have.  
Positive traits:
-If you have a technology/electrical issue of any kind, Tengridan can fix it. 
-If you’ve got a math problem, he can solve it.
-Tengridan is INCREDIBLY smart and quick-thinking. This and the above carry into the powers provided to his host during a pact.
Negative traits:
-As mentioned above, he’s emotionally stupid.
-His body is unstable; he often makes his host tied to electronics of any sort to manifest.
-He wants to be truly real and alive like an organic being. Guess technical immortality isn’t what it’s chalked up to be. It’s something of a nearly impossible hamartia.
-This said, he’s only as strong as his code or the machine his program runs on. That’s how he “died” in the first place— his program was deleted. 
Misc:
-His name is an anagram of “integrand”. One because the whole math thing (his host’s pupils would be the integral symbol) and second because he integrates himself into reality. 
-His mindspace is full of wires and screens. It’s typically not very welcoming but he can change it because it’s a sort of virtual reality.
-His wording can be very confusing because he speaks in code language, or at the very least, logic style. Idioms and metaphors are largely beyond him unless predefined. 
-Individuals of his species are based on individual instances of his program. They are born when the program is installed and die when it’s deleted, uninstalled, or the machine junked/powered off never to be turned on.

Look, if I see a hella contest I’m up on it.

This is my submission for the Ava’s Demon design contest, a demon named Tengridan. Tenny is a technology demon, so most of your standard tropes apply. He has a nearly total lack of sympathy and empathy which is his great sin of sorts. Tengridan is born of computer data, meaning the physical form he takes (well, took) was highly unstable and dependent on how much electrical energy he could suck from his surroundings. Even in the best cases his form was still glitched. His original program model was devoid of arms (because who needs arms in cyberspace) but he found that in reality arms are a good thing to have.  

Positive traits:

-If you have a technology/electrical issue of any kind, Tengridan can fix it. 

-If you’ve got a math problem, he can solve it.

-Tengridan is INCREDIBLY smart and quick-thinking. This and the above carry into the powers provided to his host during a pact.

Negative traits:

-As mentioned above, he’s emotionally stupid.

-His body is unstable; he often makes his host tied to electronics of any sort to manifest.

-He wants to be truly real and alive like an organic being. Guess technical immortality isn’t what it’s chalked up to be. It’s something of a nearly impossible hamartia.

-This said, he’s only as strong as his code or the machine his program runs on. That’s how he “died” in the first place— his program was deleted. 

Misc:

-His name is an anagram of “integrand”. One because the whole math thing (his host’s pupils would be the integral symbol) and second because he integrates himself into reality. 

-His mindspace is full of wires and screens. It’s typically not very welcoming but he can change it because it’s a sort of virtual reality.

-His wording can be very confusing because he speaks in code language, or at the very least, logic style. Idioms and metaphors are largely beyond him unless predefined. 

-Individuals of his species are based on individual instances of his program. They are born when the program is installed and die when it’s deleted, uninstalled, or the machine junked/powered off never to be turned on.

levi-ravioli-universe:

namihatake6:

domics:

I work my ass off, so you can laugh yours off.

ಥ⌣ಥ

my favorite fucking thing ever

BIG ASS TREES

beyondthegrandline:

jesus fucking christ