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kimothy-spall:

This was the best thing I’ve ever watched

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pokepotential:

#2: Bismuth

Bismuth is a chemical element represented by the symbol Bi and its atomic number is 83.  Bismuth is one of the first 10 metals to have been discovered and was confused with tin and lead early on.  It was also given the name tectum argenti, or “silver being made”, because it was thought to be silver that was still in the process of being formed within the Earth.

One of the most interesting aspects of Bismuth is the spiral, stair-stepped structure of its crystals and the rainbow of colors displayed when light reflects off of it.

Bismuth is also used as an ingredient in some medicines, such as Pepto-Bismol.

Design Aspects:

Since the most notable feature of Bismuth, is its distinct crystals, it would make the most sense for a Pokemon based on it to emphasize these crystals.  As the Pokemon evolves, the crystals could engulf the body of the Pokemon, until it is nothing but a colorful and geometric beauty.

Typing:

Steel seems to be quite obvious, with Bismuth being a metal. I think Steel/Fairy would be interesting, with the Fairy type coming from the rainbow of colors and the fact that the element is used in some medicines.

Possible Names:

  • I got nothing, send me suggestions and if they are good I’ll add them to this article.  :)

Abilities, Moves & Other Considerations:

Flash CannonDazzling Gleam, Light Screen, and Reflect would all make great moves for this Pokemon, utilizing its reflective nature.  

Bismuth is also the most diamagnetic of all metals, and because of this, Levitate or Magnet Rise would be well-suited for any Pokemon based on this element.  Magnetic Flux and Magnet Bomb would make sense as well.  Magnet Pull wouldn’t make as much sense, since diamagnetism is related to the “push” of magnets, rather than the “pull”.

Throw in any healing moves or abilities to account for Bismuth’s medicinal properties.

*Bismuth was suggested by Tumblr user tramampoline

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/comes back from the dead to ask for shit
OKAY WHO FEELS LIKE BEING A COOL HUMAN BEING
YOU? OKAY. NICE.
That lil’ bugger up there is the next-to-last design I’ve submitted to squishable. So far I’ve had the misfortune of not being good enough for these to win but I’d really like just one to go through. The firefly was my number one but that one was sufficiently quashed.
 I mean, I think it’s pretty damn cute, but I thought the same about the others too. Gets a girl down, it does.
So go vote for this one or spread this around like the flu. I mean it.

/comes back from the dead to ask for shit

OKAY WHO FEELS LIKE BEING A COOL HUMAN BEING

YOU? OKAY. NICE.

That lil’ bugger up there is the next-to-last design I’ve submitted to squishable. So far I’ve had the misfortune of not being good enough for these to win but I’d really like just one to go through. The firefly was my number one but that one was sufficiently quashed.

 I mean, I think it’s pretty damn cute, but I thought the same about the others too. Gets a girl down, it does.

So go vote for this one or spread this around like the flu. I mean it.

unregistered-hypercam2:

kittykhole:

fat cat running

look at him… look at how deliberate each step and movement is. look at how mathematically perfect that 90 degree corner turn was… this cat is on another level far beyond us all

assballconnector:

crimewave420:

does anyone have that picture of the skeleton and it’s like “BOY I DIE…SHIT BOY”

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Here lies my Labor Day; I needed a poster for my dorm.

Here lies my Labor Day; I needed a poster for my dorm.

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I think this is why I’m going to be an engineer.

I think this is why I’m going to be an engineer.

*gets carpal tunnel from scooping myself too much ice cream*

songbirdsofthesea:

slimmeroo:

holy shit

I read somewhere that sirens/mermaids sang songs that they heard from sailors on passing ships. I imagine this is what a modern siren would sound like singing this song.

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One last piece of art before I pack up and ship off to Pitt! I don’t know when I’ll get the chance for proper digital art so I figured I’d get some done now. I’m hoping to kind of steer myself away from tumblr because I know it’s not to be trifled with as far as procrastination is concerned. So we’ll see.
Trickster Janey and her Strider harem suggested by superethanworld (he implied separate but I’m lazy and a threesome makes more sense for tricksters), for whom we can consider this post a promo because he always seems to lose followers when he asks for promos. May your fortune change, buddy!
As a note about Dave’s trickster design: we’re going for the obvious, apple juice. I tried to stick to apple theme, which worked just as well because it mirror’s dirk’s design. I think his symbol would turn into a pie with a slice out of it maybe?? 
Additionally I think the shades have the same protection powers as always; I don’t think dave would be full out gone. He’d just be a lot more receptive to going along with John’s hot mom in whatever escapades she’d plan.

One last piece of art before I pack up and ship off to Pitt! I don’t know when I’ll get the chance for proper digital art so I figured I’d get some done now. I’m hoping to kind of steer myself away from tumblr because I know it’s not to be trifled with as far as procrastination is concerned. So we’ll see.

Trickster Janey and her Strider harem suggested by superethanworld (he implied separate but I’m lazy and a threesome makes more sense for tricksters), for whom we can consider this post a promo because he always seems to lose followers when he asks for promos. May your fortune change, buddy!

As a note about Dave’s trickster design: we’re going for the obvious, apple juice. I tried to stick to apple theme, which worked just as well because it mirror’s dirk’s design. I think his symbol would turn into a pie with a slice out of it maybe?? 

Additionally I think the shades have the same protection powers as always; I don’t think dave would be full out gone. He’d just be a lot more receptive to going along with John’s hot mom in whatever escapades she’d plan.