And If You Shoot, You Better Hit Your Mark

Mostly a collection of humor and cool things based on my bad taste and some art to boot. A lot of Homestuck (Sorry), Pokemon, Gravity Falls, and whatever else is in season.
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Had to share a bed with my mom in a hotel room and she ended up sleeping on the floor because she didn’t want to wake me up with all of her fidgeting and snoring, and now I’m kinda pissed at her because she shouldn’t be doing that at 56 and because knows that I can sleep through the first ten minutes of a hotel fire alarm… I think that’s what love is.

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Arguably the best part of yesterday’s flight home was catching this at 36,000 feet.

Arguably the best part of yesterday’s flight home was catching this at 36,000 feet.

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ALL RIGHT I’M GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU. (But not in bold and italics because I’m on mobile)
Look, I don’t like pandering and playing up my sob stories and all that jazz, so this is serious: Life is trying to lay me pretty low right now. My grandma died yesterday, and regardless of how fine I may be, it really shits on a vacation that was supposed to be a blast. Instead of having a movie night with my friends right after I get back, I now have to drive another 6 hours both ways for a funeral.
On top of this, that little bugger up there, of all the designs I’ve made for these contests, is my favorite. And it isn’t doing so hot; it as of posting stands at about a 2.8 which is making me feel like it isn’t worth the time I took to draw it.
Now you can’t do anything about dead relatives, but you can help me get the numbers on that firefly up, ideally to over 3.9, by voting it a 5. If nothing else, signal boost the ever loving shit out of this so that people who are willing to sign in and vote will.
Thanks in advance, you’ve got my gratitude for helping.

ALL RIGHT I’M GONNA LEVEL WITH YOU. (But not in bold and italics because I’m on mobile)
Look, I don’t like pandering and playing up my sob stories and all that jazz, so this is serious: Life is trying to lay me pretty low right now. My grandma died yesterday, and regardless of how fine I may be, it really shits on a vacation that was supposed to be a blast. Instead of having a movie night with my friends right after I get back, I now have to drive another 6 hours both ways for a funeral.
On top of this, that little bugger up there, of all the designs I’ve made for these contests, is my favorite. And it isn’t doing so hot; it as of posting stands at about a 2.8 which is making me feel like it isn’t worth the time I took to draw it.
Now you can’t do anything about dead relatives, but you can help me get the numbers on that firefly up, ideally to over 3.9, by voting it a 5. If nothing else, signal boost the ever loving shit out of this so that people who are willing to sign in and vote will.
Thanks in advance, you’ve got my gratitude for helping.

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spookychan:

Me n’ Yoshi (and a Sonic photo bomb) #sdcc #nintendo

IT ME

spookychan:

Me n’ Yoshi (and a Sonic photo bomb) #sdcc #nintendo

IT ME

We’ve ascended to craft-tier I now automatically just smell like glue

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Xyla has a bad eye so I made her an eye patch today!

Xyla has a bad eye so I made her an eye patch today!

Laughing because honeytongue in this new paradox space is so very dave.

bokuwaaru:

cookiesincoffeecans:

ungratefullittleshit:

Creativity

Lazyness

Creativity